SportsQuest Inc (SPQS)

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Next PR will go something like this:

SPQS will like to update shareholders on future business and acquisitions. Did you know the company will be making an appearance on QVC??????????????? The air date will be sometime in November... or maybe October....or wait I mean December! We are very excited to share this for the 50th time this year. Other than that Maize plus sold a couple dozen tortillas to the New York Mets, and our vegetable chips have been donated to meals on wheels because the NYC school district deemed the chips not edible for pets let alone students.

The company is also pleased to announce 1000/1 reverse split. We feel this will add shareholder value. We've also increased the A/S by another 100 billion shares, but we give you our word that only half of those shares will end up back into the float!

On behalf of Mr. Burns success we would like to extend him the offer to exercise is right to cash out all his stock options! We believe the shareholders will benefit from this by the multiple orgasms they will be receiving for taking it up the A$$!