Mr Cooper Group Inc (COOP)

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I am picturing myself accepting a position in a large Hedge Fund group and I start my training session with those with more experience than myself. Now Mr. So and So here is how we do things around here, and this is really what we do. Call this person and get this inside information and then contact this guy at JPmMMMm to nail down the timing of the deal, then let me know what you have found out and we'll pull the trigger at the proper time and place. Now you got that right plebe? Yes sir but is what you told me legal or not? "Listen boy, that is none of your business and I am trying to teach you something here so pay attention to me when I say this", "If anyone asks you I never told you these things and I will deny it until the end of days". "Do we understand one another, heck you getting paid $1 million a year in bonuses for making this happen and taking advantage of those poor slobs you used to be". "So if you want to go far stick with me and you'll be just fine", but remember I never told you squat about these transactions", "Now get to work before I fire your AZZ".