> Husbands' Performance > > Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says ''My husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.'' > > The second woman says, ''My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to > play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.'' > > The third woman just shakes her head and says, ''My husband works for > Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's > going to be when I get it.''
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