The Golden Lounge

[cagney]

Freak Show pops coming at CTIB $1.53 and NYER $2.42....

Both now set firmly on the launchpad by the hedgies, and basing:

CTIB $1 to $1.50 launch pad and basing, NYER didn't pop as expected last week, but base was raised up $2 to $2.40 for the higher launch pad and basing. My targets raised back up 25 cents based on the recent activity:

CTIB was $1.95, now $2.20, NYER was $2.75, now $3.00.
When the first 1 goes, I'm going to pile all the winnings into
the other for the double whammy jammy.

(Frazzled middle-class man scampers frantically into investment advisor's office, waving piles of mutual fund brochures.)

"Should I invest in stocks? Bonds? Tech? Growth? Long term? Short term? Foreign, domestic, tax-advantaged? Small cap? Blue chip, value chip, cow chip?"

(Advisor gives well-meaning, confident smile.)

"We can help. We have a hedge fund that take the pain out of investment decisions. We have been trading the same 200 shares back and forth with 2 other hedge funds on NYER and CTIB for several months now. Just buy NYER and CTIB and wait til we pop them."