A man who owns a pharmacy showed up at work one day around noon. He saw a man leaning against the wall outside with a grimace on his face. The owner asked his assistant manager who the guy outside was. The assistant said, "He came in looking for cough medicine. I could not find any, so I gave him a bottle of laxative and told him to drink it all." The manager said, "You can't cure a cough with laxative!" The assistant replied, "Sure you can. Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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