InterDigital Inc (IDCC)

[zombywolf]

A little comic relief, adapted from the original.

Count: War's over man, Google offered $75.

Joel: Over? Did you say "Over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is!! Was it over when Nokia bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!

NJ: Nokia?

Data Rox: Forget it, he's rolling.

Joel: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough.....
the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO...........

What the F happened to the IHUB I used to know? Where's the spirit?
Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Joel, we might get less money". Well just kiss my a** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Jim Lur, he's a dead man!! ShallowMind, dead! DMILLER-

NJ: Dead. Joel's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta get value for these patents. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and make us millions in share value.
No, I think we need to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on
somebody's part.

Joel: We're just the guys to do it.

Zombywolf: Sell the company for $75 a share?

Joel: Shut up, Zomby. LET'S DO IT.............

adapted from Animal House
mostly written by Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller (no relation), &
Harold Ramis