Bathroom Wisdom
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
----Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
----Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Beauty is only a light switch away.
---- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
----Revolution Books, New York, New York
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
----The Irish Times, Washington, DC
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
----The Janitor
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
----Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
----Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
No wonder you always go home alone.
----Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
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