Mr Cooper Group Inc (COOP)

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News Flash, "There is a strong smell emunating from the headquarters of the JPM company". Upon investigation the strong odor is coming from the vault area of the building and people in this area have been forced to put on their money masks as the smell gets stronger and stronger. A leak has also been discovered from this same vault area whereas hundreds of $100 dollar bills have been leaking out into the public domain because a rupture has occurrred on the sidewalls of the vault as it was only designed to hold a small Gazillion dollars but JPM has tried to store more that the Gazillion number hence the rupture in the vault location happening.

Employees at the firm have been attempting to throw their bodies in the way of the leak to attempt to ebb it's flow, but to no avail. No one has been injured in this leak but the public must be made aware that if they find $100 dollar bills flowing into the public to make sure they report this finding to other local members of the WAMU community so they can partake in this leaking event. A spokesman for the company has stated "I knew that thing was gonna blow one day, I told JD that we could no longer hold that much cash in a vault designed for only a Gazillion dollars".

This reporter has also requested what the definition of "Gazillion" is and was told that it means " more than anyone person or company should ever accumulate in cash money, in other words "too much". I believe it. For those whom need transportation to the leak site you can find it via mapquest and just type in the word "money" and it takes you directly to the JPM address. Thank you.