HOW TO PREVENT A COLD
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.
One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so
she welcomed him into her Victorian parlour. She then invited him to have a
seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a crystal
glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water, and in the water floated
a condom. Well, imagine how shocked and surprised he was. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely, he thought, Sister Mary has flipped or something!
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. And of course,
the priest tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the
strange floater; but soon it got the better of him and he could resist no
longer.
"Sister," he said, "I wonder if you could tell me about this?" (pointing to
the crystal bowl)
Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall
and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ,
keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I haven't had a
cold all winter!"
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes
