Dan Amira notes that Herman Cain, Rick Santorum and Rep. Michele Bachmann have all said that God wants them to run for president.
Mike Huckabee wasn't so lucky, as God apparently told him not to run.
"God could not be reached for comment by press time, because, a spokesman says, he was helping a baseball player hit a game-winning home run, giving an old churchgoing lady the winning lottery numbers, making sure that a plane made it through the turbulence okay, helping someone survive a heart attack, and also, just for fun, creating a new animal that's like a cross between a leopard and an alligator."
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