Black Dragon Resource Companies Inc (BDGR)

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BDGR reports first month ever for producing over 10 Billion BBLS. BDGR states that they might have had an even higher production if they could have found more pumps to rent. While the production consisted of a a higher water concentration than in past months, 10B BBLS is a milestone the company has hoped to achieve for many years. Mr. non-officer of BDGR, Joe Lanza, stated that BDGR has already pumped more BBLs this month than in all of the company's previous months combined. "This month's pumping figures have impressed our German investors so much that they have agreed to buy Company shares at $5,000/share pending President Neely's successful negotiations with 8BD.F", he said. Mr. Lanza also offered that he he initially underestimated the voracity of 8BD.F's negotiation team, but he thought the most difficult part of those negotiations were already completed in the last 10 months of negotiations.

Mr Lanza suggested that BDGR may expect an even higher production for next month.... depending on uncontrollable weather conditions.





(for those who will say they bought shares believing this post....it is all fiction...hint, it's 99.999999999999999999992% water with a billionth of a % of environmentally friendly baloney mixed in.)