OT: Lunch With The President
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a
celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant.
Their waitress approaches their table to take their
order; she is young and very attractive. She asks
Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the
heart-healthy salad." Very good, sir," she replies,
and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want,
Mr.
President?" Bush answers, "How about a quickie?
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm
shocked and disappointed in you!!!!!
I thought you were bringing in a new administration
that was committed to high principles and morality.
I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney
leans over to Bush, and says, Mr. President, I
believe that's pronounced quiche...
" Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." ~ William Feather