Hey, can I be a virtuous dissenter too?
Oh wait..
I thought only dead people went to Valhalla. So "financial Valhalla" is somewhere dead people can take their money?
As I understand it, you can only get there by a Valkyrie picking you up and delivering your body, not by Serge's brass ring.
(So... Serge is really a Valkyrie? Hmmm- no wonder the dynovalve works so great.)
I'd love put on my old goth clothes and convert to the petty, morose, post-apocalyptic vision you so thoughtfully portray, but the mixed fairy tale metaphors (Serge is Snow White? Rose is Cinderella? I didn't realize they even knew each other.) are a little too schizophrenic for me.
Somebody call up Walt Disney in Valhalla and tell him he got it all wrong. Or better yet, somebody find Nurse Ratched 'cause Martini has escaped and is alive and well on Ihub message boards.
I suggest you change your handle to "Don Quixote" dude, cause you're just chasing after windmills.