Charlestowne Premium Beverages Inc. (FPWM)

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Subject: Fw: Cough Medicine...

> The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
> wall.
>
> The owner asks the clerk: "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
>
> The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
> for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
> bottle of laxative."
>
> The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a
> cough with a bottle of laxative!"
>
> The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can. Look at him; he's afraid
> to cough."