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[YukonKing]

Anybody with a pulse knows Bruce is a scumbag sleazeball who's only looking out for Bruce; that said, the extant paradigm is that all these little stinky-pinky, long-forgotten wannabe oil companies are starting to come to life, like an oily zombie army. Crude will soon be back over $100 a barrel, and that's going to mean more cranks of the Moose Pasture Scam Pump_And_Dump Handle .

Date 'em, don't marry 'em.