Such a sad story The Trucker A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!! The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal. The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . .. . I'm homesick