InvestorsHub Logo
Boards
News
Market Data
Markets
Discover
Discover
Subscribe Login/Register
S&P 500
5,537.02
(
0.51%
)
US TECH 100
19,641.60
(
0.83%
)
Dow Jones
39,308.00
(
-0.06%
)
Brent Oil
86.72
(
-0.22%
)
Bitcoin
57,207.38
(
-4.91%
)
Post# of 498
Next 10
Reply Private New
Public Reply Private Reply New Post
Keep Last Read
Replies (1) Keep Next 10 Report Keyboard Shortcuts
Replies (1) Next 10 Prev Next

j$tops

Send PM Follow Ignore
Followers 661
Posts 99153
Boards Moderated 4
Alias Born 08/27/2006

j$tops

Re: $PennyMover post# 302

Saturday, 01/08/2011 5:14:15 PM

Saturday, January 08, 2011 5:14:15 PM

Post# of 498
Such a sad story


The Trucker



A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!

The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.

The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . .. . I'm homesick
Public Reply Private Reply New Post
Keep Last Read
Replies (1) Keep Last Read Next 10 Report Keyboard Shortcuts
Replies (1) Next 10 Prev Next

Join the InvestorsHub Community

Register for free to join our community of investors and share your ideas. You will also get access to streaming quotes, interactive charts, trades, portfolio, live options flow and more tools.

Sign Up