Speaking of Donations. I need everyone's kind attention. I know I been hard on all the people who been asking and taking donations from Cmkxers.
Well I am now in the same position. I need to raise over $1500.00 in a short amount of time. As you may know. I am strapped for cash during this holiday time. Like many others here. You might be asking as to why do I need such a large amount of cash?
Well you see my wife is very unsatisfied in the bed room. Even though I try my darn-est. I can not satisfy her. It is so bad she threatened to leave me. This is why I need the $1500.00
She has demanded a Sybian Vibrator for Christmas. It is the most powerful in it's industry. This is the only thing capable of satisfying my wife. I need your help. Such a Cadillac of vibrators has a hefty price. The cost is $1315 plus an assortment add-on package. The total can be over $1500.00. You can Google the item and see what it is and what the cost associated with the product is. It was made famous on the Howard Stern show. So it can not be that bad. I will not post the link as I do not want to offend anyone.
I hope Manny will allow me to post this on his board also. If I do not get this by Christmas. I will be separated.
PLEASE Jimmy and other Xers help me save my marriage. I know you have it in your hearts. You have shown your true greatness to other people. Like Gussss, Eggman (SR-71 pilot), paltalk rooms, Tramp, Runningrich, and many others.
Since I know Jimmy will help me with this endeavor. I named the fund after him.
thisisnotascamjimmyfund@paypals.comn
Please all do your best. You will make our Christmas.
I would like to thank Janice the Mod for her infinite patience with this.
Thank You,
My posts are just my opinions. It should be taken as such.
AI
