Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

Conversation after a woman gets her hair cut:
First Woman: You got a haircut! It's so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn't sure. You don't think it's too puffy looking?
First Woman: Oh no! No, it's perfect. I wish I could get my hair cut like that, but my face is too wide.
Second Woman: You serious? Your face is adorable. You could get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute. I was going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
First Woman: That's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from my shoulder line.
Second Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Conversation after a man gets his hair cut:
First Man: Haircut?
Second Man: Yeah.