Any Good Jokes?

[Paule]

Once upon a time, there was a woman working at a lingerie
counter, and a customer came to the counter with a pair of
frilly panties and said she'd like to buy them, adding, "but
only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too
close.' on the back."

So, the saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in back,
and described the rather unusual request.

The tailor said, "Well, she sounds like a stick in the mud,
but I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"

Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to
the counter, and asked, "do you want that in block letters
or script?"

The customer replied, with a smile, "Braille."