Any Good Jokes?

[Paule]

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks
at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring
something else."

The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor
said you should have it." But the patient refused to eat.

That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach
pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake,
they gave the enema to Joe.

The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new
patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him,
"Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very
strict about their food. Here's a good tip: When they bring
up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back
in the middle of the night and shove it up your ass!"