Any Good Jokes?

[Paule]

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated
by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior
employees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness.

One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run
his hand across the older man's gleaming head while loudly
exclaiming: "Feels just like my wife's ass."

With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging executive rubbed
his hand across his head.

"You're right," he said, "it does..."