Any Good Jokes?

[Paule]

"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the police descend on Billy Bob's
house. They search the
shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana. They swear at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob, did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday Buddy"


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