Any Good Jokes?

[Paule]

Same old couple decides to go the the "Mouse House" while they're this close so the old woman looks up the route on the map and is giving hubby directions. While reading the map she sees a town called "Kissimmee" and comments to hubby about how sweet it is to have a town called KISS a me. Hubby can't believe it so he looks at the spelling and says the correct way to say it is "kiss a ME".
Well, they manage to argue about this all the way down and are still arguing when the old man goes right past the turn and they end up in..you guessed it...Kissimmee.
He pulls into a hamburger joint and demands that the wife go inside with him.
He asks the burger boy if he is from this area. To which the burger boy replies "Yes sir..born and raised just two miles down the road."
The old man then asks the burger boy to pronounce where they are, but slowly and loudly so that the argument can be settled.
The kid, eager to please, yells "BURRGERRR KINGGGG"