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Thursday, 03/08/2001 1:30:47 PM

Thursday, March 08, 2001 1:30:47 PM

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It was Schneider's birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the
door. "Telegram!"

He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing telegram?" Schneider
asked the messenger boy.

"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore."

"I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you bend the rules and
make an old man happy?"

"Sorry."

"Please," begged Schneider. "Today's my birthday."

"Oh, all right," said the boy, "Dah-dah dah... dah-dah-dah, your sister
Rose is dead!"



Paule Walnuts



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