Sleeping At Your Desk ====================== Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk..... 1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." Of course, this is only a joke. Don't sleep at your desk, and don't tell fibs. Yes, that needed saying. (borrowed from <A HREF="http://www.MountainWings.com" target="_new">http://www.MountainWings.com</A> MountainWings is a Free Daily E-Mail that makes you Laugh, Think, and just plain Feel Good about Life.)