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Sunday, 10/20/2002 1:42:03 PM

Sunday, October 20, 2002 1:42:03 PM

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Sleeping At Your Desk
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Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:


10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-
related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
your desk.....


1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."



Of course, this is only a joke.
Don't sleep at your desk, and don't tell fibs.
Yes, that needed saying.



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