Any Good Jokes?

[AKvetch]

A lady was on the phone trying to line up someone to entertain at the next meeting of their church group.

Two men knock on her door, asking for odd jobs.

She gave them a chain saw and told them to cut wood in the back yard, then gets back on the phone. Looking out the window, she sees one man run across the yard, do an amazing double somersault thu the air and jump over the wood pile and vanish..

So she asked if the men would perform at her meeting for $50 and the man still in view yells out.........

"Hey Fred, the lady wants to know if you will cut off another finger for 50 bucks".