TELV Televideo (fka TELV)

[cagney]

I tell ya, being TELV I get no respect, no respect at all...

NWRE just bought my Thin Client business for .45 a share, and I only got .15...

Yeah, I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

Then NWRE posts good Thin Client results and goes up 20%, and I don't even trade a share!

You think thats bad, even with my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Even today the marketmaker posted a 364 share trade for $54 and dropped the bid from .13 to .135...

Yeah, its the story of my life, don't get no respect...
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Then I get my first hype message board at IHUB, with a deal closing in under a month, yeah, and not a single post...
no respect at all...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Yeah, and the moderator put TELV in the headline twice, still no posts, and then the moderator quit. I tell ya... I get no respect...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

I got a nice website, actual product and employees, and NWRE just took over my money losing business, you would think some insiders would be buying, yeah but only 2 online stock sales... and one share to the some crazy lady in Sacramento who was trying to buy a television online, and typed in TELV at etrade by mistake!!! Yeah, we had to ship her one after she complained.... at our expense...

Yeah, its the story of my life, don't get no respect...
My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I only got 4 million floating, and could go up in a hurry, but nobody is showing me any repect I tell ya...

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My own family won't even buy my stock, they said they're going to wait til it goes lower.

My uncle even told me in his dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.

I tell ya, being TELV I get no respect, no respect at all...