NEXT PR TO BE OUT ******** Luke Skywalker and Jabba the hut have been appointed to the board. Says Uber Alla, "I really like their movies and thought they could bring some professionalism to this mining conglomerate." Other board members under consideration are Moses himself, Charlton Heston, and Clint Eastwood. When contacted, Mr. Eastwood responded, "DO you feel lucky, Punk ? "