The Jailhouse

[Leto]

Your honor, I am 86 years old.

So here I am,sitting there on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young woman comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.

She starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honor. So I don't stop her, and she begins to rub my ..., Your Honor.

Why, Your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years! So she spread her legs and says to me, "come closer baby!"

She yelled, "April Fools" and that's when I shot the Bitc