Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to iHub Newbie Orientation. I realize that you're all anxious to get out there and reduce your net worth to that of the average Burundian, but please give me your attention for a few minutes.
As you familiarize yourself with our site, you will notice the following:
On every active iHub board, you will find a person (or persons) standing beside a wagon that is laden with a remarkable array of brightly labeled bottles of all shapes and sizes. That person will be haranguing the assembled masses and preaching to the mountaintops that those bottles contain nothing less than the nectar of the gods; an elixir that can cure the pains, ease the mind, and soothe the spirit of every man, woman, child and beast; a potable that is an essential item in every household's cupboard.
Okay, class, do you think that person is buying elixir? No, of course not. That person is selling elixir.
That's all you need to know. The person touting is selling. Say it, noobs!
"The person touting is selling."
Louder!
"THE PERSON TOUTING IS SELLING!"
Better. Is that always the case? No, absolutely not, but ihub offers only two choices, cynicism or poverty, so always consider the possibility. The elixir doctor may simply want to unload his or her inventory on you at a profit then skip to the next board before you figure it out that what you bought is nothing more than water from the creek.
Are we all clear on this? Good. Dismissed. Fall out and try not to get your asses handed to you.
