Marriage
* Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.
* Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
* Marriage is a rest period between romances.
* Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
* Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
* Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
* Marriage is better when both the husband and wife decide that what they have is better than what they are missing.
* Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
* Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
* Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
* Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
* Marriage is mind over matter; if the husband doesn't mind, it doesn't matter...
* Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
* Marriage is the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
* Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
* Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
* Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
* Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
* Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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