you know we're ticking off those who expect this to be a dnre board. but anyway... did you know seinfeld, the character, has a sister? it's mentioned briefly and without consequence early on yet never addressed.
here are a few quotes from kramer:
- "and with darren's help, we'll get that chicken."
- "no bagel, no bagel, no bagel."
- "i've cut slices so thin, i couldn't even see them."
"how'd you know you cut it?"
"well, i guess i just assumed."
- "karate. it's a lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony.
but with punching and kicking."
- "i'm going to make people feel my gonnorhea."
- "you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
- "what do I need to talk for, huh? what, to blab to the neighbors about how george has a new femme jerry friend? tell everybody at the coffee shop how george is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? see now, i've done all that. now it's time for silence."
- "no doctors for me. A bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line. plus, they botched my vasectomy."
"they botched it?"
"i'm even more potent now!"
- "emphysema, birth defects, cancer. but not this. jerry, my face is my livelihood. everything I have I owe to this face."
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