Dear Alfred,
please come out a make a statement because the boys and girls are picking on me saying I have blind faith but I know you have the key to the great CMKX mystery. I have such faith in you that I am willing to throw my whole world at you if you need. You show them.
PS, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and if you were in my town I would bow down to you because of the great diety you are. Wait, why am I doing this because I have nothing yet, I probably will not have nothing. Oh, Oh, I know it's because all my friends told me to do so. Finally, could you please tell Mr. Oz I would like to meet him because I really do need a brain, a heart and some courage.
Sincerely;
The Dumb Azz
