God bless capitalism.
What a brillant company name, how can this precious waste be more valuable to us. I just invented a tissue with no patents that absorbs the snot into usable energy. We can create a subsidiary to create a synergy and use it as the Special purpose vechile. We can buy media credits from my media firm subsidiary that I just created with no Assets and no clients, Which I'll gladly do a promissary note of 10,000,000,000 credits that you can put on your balance sheet.
Just develop a facebook page for the man-crushes, it will better establish your huge ego.
Don't forget to put you IQ in everything you say on the press releases.