That is brilliant amigo! Yesss...and from what I read from the Justice Department and several states' Attorney Generals, Moody$ i$ very ea$y to do bu$ine$$ with when it come$ to rating$. We'll re-package our debt and sell it to ourselves at a much better rate, thus improving our balance sheet and EVERYBODY will develop some serious man-crushes on us and our giant egos, and "private placement" just sounds so much nicer.
And this is just the beginning, our pipeline is deep and fruitful my friend, I don't want to give too much away, suffice it to say, that everytime you blow your nose, you're throwing away valuable resources and possibly helping terrorists. Yeppers...in time, the Slo-Jabbin-Dragynn-Azz corp. will finally prove, that it IS possible, to turn s**t, into $hineola.
