Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

Cell phones and Rolls Royces

Subject; Cell phones

An elderly person just had a cell phone installed in his
car. He was a bit of an unorthodox driver to begin with.
His daughter hears on the news that an elderly person is
driving the wrong way on a one way street. She knew that
her Father who had just left her was in that vicinity.
She phones him to warn him.
His answer; " What do you mean, it is not one; there are
dozens of people going the wrong way on this street".

Subject; Rolls Royces

A lady walks into a bank and asks to see the manager.
When she sits down she asks him for a loan of $ 5000.00
and the loan to be paid back with interest in one month.
The manager says that's fine but we need collateral!
She says; " Well I have a Rolls Royce that is one year
old". The agreement is made and she delivers the RR.
The manager says to his assistant " Find the most secure
place to store this car in our building and make sure it
gets the best care. The assistant obliges.
Exactly one month later the lady comes back with the
pricipal + 1 month interest $ 29.16.
She was dressed in her finest attire and displayed some
valuable jewelry.
The manager said; " Mam may I ask you a question, would
a person of your status really need a loan?"
She said; " I didn't but I went on a cruise and was
concerned about the car and who would be best to take
care of it.
So where else could I get such excellent service and the
location for $ 29.16 / month ?"