Signs of Wear: "Old" is when . . . . . . your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one--I can't do both." . . . your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. . . . a sexy babe catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door. . . . going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. . . . you don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go along . . . . you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police. . . . "getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today. . . . "getting lucky" means you find your car in the lot. . . . an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee