The Passion of the Urbie

[Jim Bishop]

Save the Topo Foundation

Everyday, hundreds of helpless CMKX shareholders are clubbed and bludgeoned emotionally due to the lack of stringent laws that should be protecting critters that can't think for themselves. These "topos" are, unfortunately, not a protected class as it is rumored they are all above the age of reasoning and they have been cautioned repeatedly to spend only what they could afford to lose. It is easy to discount these maroons simply because they have no face or personality. They are known only by their occasional squeaks or moans on Paltalk. They march in cadence to facist commands issued by husband and wife teams of admins who keep stealing milk money from their children to support their cmkx habits. They are preached to my monotone pumpers who fled Waco years back and are hyping the "new order" of ponzi religion.

However, as a society, we all suffer ultimately at their loss. Welfare costs rise and the "Pay It Forward" List is still bogged down in internal strife. Our ability to make money in a pink sheet with potential is minimized when the very shareholder base is made up of moronic subscribers to Readers Digest Condensed Novels. Thanksgiving is upon us and it is speculated that thousands of cmkx shareholders will be substituting tuna for turkey on this great holiday. Electric bills have gone unpaid and, instead of watching football games on television, our beloved "topos" will be gathering around Paltalk forums that are powered by emergency generators supplied by National Guardsmen.

For less than the cost of 2,500 CMKX shares per day, you can brighten a "topo's" life. I ask you to reach deep into your not so deep pockets anymore and give selflessly to this cause. No contributions will be tax deductible since the government wants nothing to do with the likes of our cult. However, you will receive emotional dividends worth far more than any restricted dividend in GEMM or CIM to date.

Send what you can to:

Save the Topo Foundation
P.O. Box 1234gimmejustalittlemore
Droid Preservation Society
Cabo San Lucas

Disclaimer: We regret that we will have to refuse any contributions made to the above address since the willingness to donate to this cause is evidence in and of itself that the donator is but a "topo", a person looking to get something for nothing. We recognize that this has created a vicious cycle and we assure you that we are working fervently to remedy this problem. A press release should be forthcoming. Soon.


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