CMKM Diamonds Inc. (fka CMKX)

[CHUNKY44]

"In fact, and even some of the naked shorting types themselves admit this, the company was just a big fraud, was not a subject of "naked shorting."

I agree that there's plenty of blame to go around, particularly the failure of the Bush Administration's Justice Department to pursue an indictment. But the main responsibility, apart from the company itself, lies with the naked shorting conspiracy nutcases, many of whom were shareholders who were just too dumb or dishonest to see what was really going on.

However, I do like the idea of transferring the assets of the government over to the CMKM nutcases, as is demanded in this suit. They can junk all the B-1 bombers and ICBMs, deploying the proceeds into Overstock.com Call Options, and turn Governors Island into a Baloney Theme Park.

At Mount Rushmore, we can lose Washington, Lincoln and Roosevelt and replace them with Wacky Patty Byrne, Richard Altomare and Urban Casavant.

We could even change the name of the country. Suggestions welcome."

http://garyweiss.blogspot.com/2010/01/todays-junk-lawsuit.html