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On the first day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me
A worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the second day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the third day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Seven Board directors a-lying Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Eight Market Markers a-scheming Seven Board directors a-lying Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Nine shareholders a-milking Eight Market Markers a-scheming Seven Board directors a-lying Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Ten broken promises Nine shareholders a-milking Eight Market Markers a-scheming Seven Board directors a-lying Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me eleven reverse splits Ten broken promises Nine shareholders a-milking Eight Market Markers a-scheming Seven Board directors a-lying Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of trading, my fat CEO sent to me Twelve SEC indictments Eleven reverse splits Ten broken promises Nine shareholders a-milking Eight Market Markers a-scheming Seven Board directors a-lying Six convertible notes for diluting Five forged Willie Nelson signed autographed photos Four new I-Hub pumpers Three restricted shares, Two fluffy PRs, And a worthless dividend in a pear tree.
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