Any Good Jokes?

[ukie]

On their honeymoon the new husband said to his bride "I have a
confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that
it might affect our relationship."

"What is it?" she asked.

"I'm a golfer," he said.

"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.

He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf
course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays. If
it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins."

She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In
the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed
something about my own past that you should know about. I'm a
hooker."

"No problem," was his response, "just widen your stance a little and
overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."