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Left Wingers Jump to Conclusions: FAIL

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 24, 2009 2:09 PM

You may recall back in December, a census worker named Bill Starkman was found hanging from a treee in Kentucky. The left immediately jumped to the conclusion that right-wingers were to blame.

* The Idiots at the Democratic Underground Message Board (DUMB) quickly posted a ‘Handy Guide to how Republicans and Fox News are responsible for Census worker being hanged'.
* Rachel Maddow suggested Sparkman was killed simply because ‘he was a federal employee'.
* Liberal bloggers were quick to accuse ‘right wing zealots' trying to ‘take their country back.
* Time chalked it up to government distrust, a sentiment fanned by ‘talk media, tea parties and white-hot town-hall meetings'.
* The Huffington Post immediately assumed this was a case of right-wing paranoia.
* True/Slant opined that the body of Sparkman should be shipped to Glenn Beck.
* Think Progress pointed the finger at Michelle Bachman and her ‘inflammatory and fear-mongering rhetoric against the Census'.
* New York Magazine linked the death to that of ‘some wide-eyed, hysterical woman' named Michelle Bachman. (The irony in this is that the reference to a wide-eyed, hysterical woman was made in an article mentioning Nancy Pelosi).
* AIDS-addled conspiracy theorist Andrew Sullivan immediately fingered “Southern populist terrorism, whipped up by the GOP and its Fox and talk radio cohorts.”

Today, the police have ruled the death a suicide.
And as for our own local progressive nitwits, Ghost of Wellstone was quick to insinuate that anti-Government right-wingers were responsible.

As far as the census worker, we don't know who killed him. Yet, "FED" being written on his chest, begs the question Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at September 29, 2009 10:17 AM

Andy42302 got even more specific and implied that Michelle Bachman was to blame.

While Bachmann may not be directly responsible for the brutal slaughter of the Census worker, the obvious resentment expressed by the perpetrator(s)is directly proportional with Bachman's latest irrational diatribes about those scary, stalking, and intrusive Census workers. Posted by: andy42302 at September 30, 2009 5:44 PM

Neither of them doubted for a minute the man was murdered, and jumped right to the conclusion the right was to blame.

Not everyone is quite ready to give it up the conspiracy theories just yet.

Who wins with a suicide determination ?
Local Police. Homicide of an on the job census worker brings in the FBI. Not a welcome presence in rural Kentucky.
Insurance carriers. They don't pay out.


Comments

They're all just sooooo much smarter than everyone else. FAIL!
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