Sooooo Blonde
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
He Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..he thought General Motors was in the army.
..he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..he thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on his job application, he put
"Hooked on Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..she tripped over a cordless phone.
..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius."
..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
He Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..he studied for a blood test.
..he thought he needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..he sold the car for gas money!
..when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice
instead.
..when he went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," he turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
