Jimmy, i've got a great idea. Buy yourself some long white robes and start your own religion. call it "Maheuism." Instead of rubbing Bhudda's fat belly for luck ... you can rub Maheu's wrinkled little bald head.
If you spend the long, cold Maine winter working on this idea diligently, you could hit the ground running in the Spring with your own little " First Temple of the Master Spook." You can raise capital by selling little plastic Maheus for the dash board and marketing the "SEC Maheu Bewildered Bobblehead Doll" collection. Heck, there are probably already 10 to 15 Maheu worshipers out there just waiting for someone to organize them and get the movement off the ground.
You need to come up with a chant though. A mantra of some sort. Something that reflects an underlying principle of belief. Maybe something like chanting "We believe in forced communicaaaaaationnnn." (you know the tune to the chant)
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