The Golden Lounge

[xxxxtrader]

Oh Nooooez itz a whistleblowa! SPNGew Krew Made-offz an Out-of-Town Kibbutzer who blowz tha whistle afta loozin hiz mommaz loot:

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If I were a SPNGEw Short Man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a SPNGEw Short Man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy SPNGEw,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Short Man.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my yard with ducks and turkeys and bagholdaz
For the town to see and hear.
(Insert)Squawking just as noisily as they can. (End Insert)
With each loud "cheep" "swaqwk" "honk" "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a SPNGEw Short Man."

If I were a SPNGEw Short Man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a SPNGEw Short Man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy SPNGEw,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Short Man.