This is a re-post of joke (see #997 below). The re-post has the punch line, which was cut off.
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The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile
teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the
plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned,
having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray
eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced
gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs
of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a
word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire.
With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to
unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through
this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she
had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate,
confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire
that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed
that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for
one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! -it will never fit!"
Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been
made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed
over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes.
And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned.
Oh, yes, this woman would want more.
She would want to do it again and again and again............
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DON'T YA JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES?
