Oh come on all UC needs is to read a posting in some major newspaper that states "Its FIFI the stripper come down to this spot under the milk store and I will give you pleasure"
If UC falls for it, have bubba waiting intead and bam.
UC just needs to bend down to pick up that soap and get use to it. After a while all of them will say anything, admit to everything, return every penny with a bonus just to get away from bubba. Bubba doesn't like to have his money being spent on FIFI by any of the individuals arrested.
I suggest we spend a few more dollars and make bubba happy, we ship bubba a pink dress, mathching pink shoes, pink rubber gloves and a vibrator so he can dress them up nice and pritty before they picking up soap.
ha ha ha
