The Jailhouse

[Bird of Prey]

Matt??? a tough bird?????


you must be kidding!!!!


Speaking as one with some knowledge of avian species...

Matt has no known "bird-like" characteristics.

Given his predilection for KKD's he certainly does not "eat" like a bird.

As far as I know there are no known sitings of Matt in Flight (though I'm sure paulie can take care of such pronto).

Though there is precious little evidence, it appears that Matt does not have skinny legs and bird feet, not even pidgeon-toed!


as for tough... just dangle a supermodel with a KKD in front of him and he melts like a chocolate bar on the back seat of a black honda accord in Florida on an August afternoon.