One day the traveling dildo salesman visited a new town
and went about plying his wares to all the wives who were
home. He went to the first house and showed the first
wife all of his wares. She thought for a little bit,
trying to decide between the medium-sized one, and the
large one. Eventually, she bought the large one.
He went to the second house, and showed his dildos to the
second wife. She too, bought the large dildo. He went to
the third and fourth houses, and all happened as before.
He went to the fifth house, and showed all of his wares
to the fifth wife. She didn't think a moment before
saying, "I'll take the huge silver one."
The salesman looked slightly confused for a second, but
went ahead and charged her double what he normally
charged for the large one. When he got home that evening
his wife asked him how his day had gone. He replied it
had gone well. "How many dildos did you sell?" she asked.
"Well," he said, "I sold four of the large ones... and
my thermos."
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
