Problem is, most counties in Florida have laws against beach-walking in swimsuits for people who look like me. The skimpy two-piece with thong seems to offend their sensibilities.
Au contraire, It's not the wearing of such that offends...it's the extremely high probability of said garment suffering a containment breach that causes concern.
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